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Funny Birthday Greeting Card Ideas

25 Hilarious Birthday Greeting Cards

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Do you remember being a kid? Birthdays were amazing. You couldn’t wait to be a year older, open presents, and celebrate with a party. 

Unfortunately, it’s possible that at some point in your life, becoming a year older suddenly wasn’t quite so exciting. More responsibilities. More aches and pains. More walking into the kitchen and forgetting why.

So what do you do when it’s hard to look forward to a birthday? It’s time to make them fun again. You can give unexpected presents and throw surprise parties. But don’t overlook the power of a humorous birthday card. 

At giftster.com , we want to help you ease your friends, family, and coworkers into another year around the sun. We’ve collected a list of 25 hilarious birthday greeting cards. These are perfect for adults, and there are a few for kids, too.

Funny birthday cards for her

1. Martini Glass “Mask” Card: This funny birthday card combines mask and alcohol humor, for a card that’s perfect for a woman turning any age.

Image and Card from CardFool

2. “The 80s Brought Us” Card: Any woman born in the 80’s should appreciate this card about legwarmers, shoulder pads, and big hair with a Pac-Man theme.

Image and Card from Always Fits

3. “Happy Place” Card: This clever card features a woman asking to rent out a liquor store, with warm and humorous wishes that the recipient find their own happy place on their birthday.

Image and Card from Leanin’ Tree

4. I Can’t See the Jam Card: This card is right in front of you. If you have a good sense of humor and you have a wife, trust us that she’ll appreciate this amusing card. 

Image and Card from Scribbler 

5. Senility Prayer Card: Do you want to make sure the birthday gal knows just how old she is? This card is a truly funny way to say happy birthday.

Image and Card from Noble Works

6. Granny Panties Card: Remind her that she’s getting closer to wearing sexy granny panties, and you’re sure to get a good laugh.

Image and Card from Swizzoo

Humorous birthday cards for him

7. Shower Bar Card: In this pun-filled birthday card for him, enjoy a man with a shower bar. The alcoholic kind, not the safety kind. Your man will approve.

Image and Card from Leanin’ Tree

8. “No Vac” Djocovic Card: Do you know a guy who loves dad jokes? He’ll definitely appreciate this birthday card. Of a man without a vacuum. But it’s the tennis player. Nevermind, we can tell you’re rolling your eyes.

Image and Card from Scribbler

9. Scotch Whiskey Card: This card is funny, and might even make aging not seem so bad when you compare the guy in your life to an expensive Scotch.

Image and Card from Greetings Island

10. Golf Tips Card: Know a golfer? Does he like a raunchy joke? This is the perfect hilarious birthday card for him.

Image and Card from Noble Works

11. Ted Lasso Card: Fans of this funny TV show will appreciate the Ted Lasso birthday greeting on the card.

Image and Card from Paper Source

12. One Year Closer Card: Remind your husband, dad, or boyfriend that he’s one year closer to wearing a fanny pack and losing his style.

Image and Card from creativebao

Playful birthday cards for kids

13. I Am a Unicorn Card: Kids will enjoy this funny little pun, and the company has options to purchase hard copies and ecards.

Image and Card from Moonpig

14. Frog Birthday Card: Hop along to get this birthday card wishing the recipient a “very hoppy” day. It’s perfect to amuse little kids.

Image and Card from Leanin’ Tree

15. Gassy Balloon Card: Kids love fart jokes… enough said.

Image and Card from Scribbler

16. S’More Card: This adorable card for kids will make them giggle. And they’ll probably also ask for a marshmallow.

Card and Image from Greetings Island

17. Cute But Tough Card: To get a kid to laugh, give them this card with a funny pun and even funnier picture of a cake.

Card and Image from BiburyPaper

18. Looking For Money Card: If you’re known for gifting a check, cash, or gift card to the kids in your life, this hilarious card will get everyone laughing.

Card and Image from SweetsAndSarcasm

Amusing birthday cards for anyone

19. “In Banana Years You’re Bread” Card: Make sure the recipient knows how old they’re getting, in a humorous way, with this clever card.

Image and Card by Always Fits

20. Google Card: Anyone old enough to remember life before Google will appreciate this card’s clever birthday wish.

Image and Card by Moonpig 

21. Oldies Station Card: If the music the birthday guy or gal listens to is now considered the oldies (and even if it’s not), this is the perfect funny birthday card.

Image and Card by Leanin’ Tree

22. Stay Classy Card: If you have a classy friend or coworker, the image on the front of this card is sure to get them laughing.

Image and Card by Scribbler

23. Government Agent Card: Do you know someone who’s a little bit paranoid that someone is always watching? Give them this hilarious, censored government agent birthday card.

Image and Card by Paper Source

24. Dead Yet Card: Nothing says happy birthday like congratulating someone on still being alive. Anyone who loves understatement will appreciate the humor of this card.

Image and Card by Two Words One Finger

25. Rude But Ok Card: Instead of making fun of the birthday boy or girl, make fun of yourself. In a clever twist, this humorous card points out how old you are.

Image and Card by TopHatAndMonacle

Looking for other birthday inspiration? Visit giftster.com to create free birthday wish lists and share them between family or close friends in a wish list sharing group. No matter their age, you’ll get gifts right, every time.

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